. I have been up since 5:30am because someone with a tiny skeleton was dancing on me but before doing the can-can in her floofy pantaloons on my bladder she chose violence of a different kind. Poor Stanley. Last time I saw 5:30 am I was still awake from the night before and I don't party anymore so it's been a minute. I laid there for another half an hour watching the sky change and I am not going to lie…it was gorgeous. But I WON’T be making this a habit and I hope Ms. Lola Esmeralda Floof doesn’t either.
. all my east coast loves are up so I sent good morning texts lol.
. a local diner has a Sunday night steak special for 12.99 and I went and had it yesterday for the first time since the pandemic. Steak, mashed with gravy, broccoli and carrots. My dad would have LOVED it. He loved diners as much as I do. I will choose a diner over a fancy restaurant any time.
. I got shipping confirmation for the few dresses I ordered and they are all black. I want to look sexy, mysterious and slightly threatening but I will vehemently deny knowing anything about the whereabouts and/or disappearance of my ex lovers.
. Everyone can wear white to their wedding if they want.
. I saw this thing on tiktok and the question was "what were you bullied for that is trendy now" and so many said "being a slut". Because back in the day having a hot girl summer was an easy target for people to bully and hate on you. I am loving that in a few ways that narrative has shifted a bit.
. I might wander to the thrift today. I am building a babs and kris star is born box for someone and am looking for a few key pieces.
. tiny cauldrons
. something cool is coming out this week.